politely ask to be handed a fuck

Rich. 20. tell me something I haven't heard.

newpope:

newpope:

newpope:

my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.

i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed

this post is one of my best by a landslide

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— 5 months ago with 343397 notes

howtoskinatiger:

Can we all take a moment to appreciate the beauty of trail cam deer

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— 5 months ago with 366717 notes

ohmyhelbig:

I have been waiting for this the moment I stopped laughing when watching the episode.

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— 5 months ago with 97517 notes

You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing

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— 5 months ago with 358855 notes

baskintheafterglow:

stupidstagram:

80sband:

you talk shit about strawberries ill kill all ur ancestors

ur white u already killed all my ancestors 

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— 5 months ago with 56891 notes

taggedbooty:

when school gets delayed

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when school get canceled

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— 5 months ago with 72039 notes

aegean-sea:

LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS

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— 5 months ago with 878015 notes
666hunnabruh:

Mom: Show me ya homework.  Me: Hold on bitch damn

666hunnabruh:

Mom: Show me ya homework.
Me: Hold on bitch damn

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— 5 months ago with 96375 notes

sherlockisthenight:

50-shades-of-thorin:

deppsex:

but why would you even give him the waterbed

he had scissors

for hands

scissors

I LOVE HOW THIS DOESN’T EVEN MENTION WHAT IT’S ABOUT BUT EVERYONE KNOWS.

who else has fucking scissors for hands

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— 5 months ago with 717951 notes